On donkeys and zebras and love.....

 The shocking thing here is not that there are donkeys in my backyard wearing zebra outfits.

No, the shocking thing is that I put up with this nonsense at all.

The fact that we have in our possession two donkeys (the first one was lonely by himself), not to mention two donkeys wearing risqué winter outerwear, is a clear physical manifestation that I will do everything within my power to keep the Love of my life happy and content.